Woman Chops Off Man’s Junk, Then Gets All Stabby

There’s an old saying that states Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn. Well, even the devil himself would hold another man tight and say in a whiny voice while crying–”Why did she do that?!” A 48 year old man named Xian Peng was visiting his former lover in Australia, and ended up dead and weinerless.

Sometimes visiting an ex can get a little goofy. This particular visitation definitely went bonkers. Jian Chen slipped Mr. Peng some sleeping pill soup and he fell asleep. She actually tied this poor fella up and then did something that would make Emperor Palpatine say “whoa, that’s a little harsh, don’t ya think?!” She introduced the cold steal of a blade to Peng’s little Peng. That’s right…she cut off his giblets.

Nobody knows exactly what went wrong..but she was seriously pissed. On the outside neighbors described her as a normal neighbor. She owned her $1 million dollar property …Peng must’ve done a lot more than watch “Black Swan” a few too many times. After she went all wolverine on this guy, she called the authorities. She is being charged with causing grievous harm with intent to commit murder and will be tried in an Australian court. So, there are several lessons to be learned here. The first is to never eat ANYTHING served to you by an ex, no matter how delicious it smells. The second lesson is to make damn sure you never eat ANYTHING served to you by an ex..not even bacon…SHIVER!