Ass Cam Tells Us What We Already Know (VIDEO)

A beautiful ass. For centuries it has been revered… and ogled. In every man’s life there is a point when you get caught staring at a gorgeous female form. Study halls have introduced us all to the incredible awkwardness of getting caught eying gorgeous lady lumps for a little too long. At the mall it is impossible not to loose complete control of your eyes as a magnetic and luscious ass trots on by. Until now women only had a hunch that somebody might be givin’ the photo-peepers to their heavenly and miraculous booty. Now however a dark day is upon us. The jig is up. Women now have the technology to catch us in the act on film.

Using some secret technology thought up in an underground bunker, female mastermind scientists(hot ones) chiseled out an invention that has brought the zombielike memorization of an angelic, succulent fanny to a worldwide audience. This sexy video siren actually hid a camera in her supple and mind-blowing tail…and countless guys were recorded while she walked by lookin’ all hot. So fellow men, we beg of you. Start devising a counteractive technology to this reality-shattering ass cam. If we had some kind of device that could actually detect these ass cams…we …still will definitely go eye to delicious tight stinkpot. But if we could detect the ass cam…we could at least make a funny face for the Youtube video.