The Wong-sloth is a creature that is known for not only it’s wisdom… but also it’s understanding of the supernatural and unpredictable demeanor. It is a creature that survives all kinds of weather. The wong-sloth is asexual and reproduces by simply staring at it’s own genitals. If you cross paths with this creature in the wild it is important that you don’t look it in the eye, if you do it can actually impregnate your eyeballs. The Wong-sloth is not easily startled, but if you disturb it’s habitat..it will defend it — usually with karate. The Wong-sloth makes Mother Nature its prison bitch.
Victor Wong + Sloth = Wong-Sloth