Those crazy Canucks are at it once again. What is it with our neighbors to the north? They just seem to be filled with all sorts of awesomeness. I’m thinking of moving up there.
Not only is their healthcare much better than ours, they have people like this that will protect and serve when theÂ inevitableÂ zombie apocalypseÂ takes place. You all know it’s right around the corner. What’s yourÂ emergencyÂ plan when those flesh eating bastards head your way? I’ll be safely hiding behind this bad ass.