This girl loves baseball. She really loves it… TO DEATH. She most likely has a room filled to the brim with photographs of players on the field… and in their bathrooms. She will never let baseball leave her. If it tries, why… she doesn’t know what she is capable of. Maybe baseball goes to work one morning and eats the poptart she made it… next thing you know- nobody can find baseball.
Better yet, she probably knows about baseball’s new girlfriend. This woman is the type that will corner baseball’s girlie in a dark parking garage, kill her and turn her skin into a beautiful new baseball cap. Don’t look her in the eyes to long though, she might very well come crawlin’ outta your TV at ya or something.