Wilford Brimley has transcended existing merely as a mortal man. When you think of him it’s impossible to NOT imagine him being carried around atop a huge beast. With a supersonic whistle and a mighty cry of “DIIIAABEETUS!” his steed rides forth. It’s easy to see him using any type of beast for transportation purposes.
It could be one of those dragons from Avatar. It’s easy to picture him riding He-Man’s Battlecat…or piloting Voltron. It’s not even that far off to picture Wilford Brimley piloting Falkor from The Neverending Story. But none of us saw this coming. Wilford Brimley with a giant rooster as his warhorse. We also think that this picture has a hidden meaning. That of course being that Wilford’s mustache created the universe.