Oh Montana… we knew there had to be a reason we didn’t frequent your state. Nothing makes you more confident in your decision of a cable provider quite like a free gun. No you didn’t read that wrong… it definitely was FREE GUN. This is not a joke whatsoever. In the town of Hamilton, MT their local RadioShack is making them an offer that they can’t refuse. This brings together two very dangerous things… rage brought on by frustration with crappy programming and firearms.
If guns and TV wasn’t an American enough combo for ya… well the owner of this RadioShack-Steve Strand is upping the ante. They will throw in a free background check AND a $50 gift certificate to Pizza Hut if you are found unfit to own a gun. Not a single bit of that is made up. Food, TV and guns is quite the buffet of awesome. A major problem that arises from this scenario is obviously the P.R. nightmare that will follow after all those crazies shoot each other out of anger caused by some rain interfering with the TV reception…or worse-the body count of dead toothless rednecks who choked on their free pizza could reach epic proportions.
Options have always been the name of the game at RadioShack and this deal is no different. You have the choice of a Hi Point 380 pistol or a beautiful 20 gauge shotgun… just in time for Summer. So if you happen to be a Montana based Fork Party reader, you had better get your ass on down to that RadioShack to get your free gun… if for nothing other than protecting yourself from the shotgun blast of a person who was driven to madness because the connection cut out right before Meat Loaf went crazy on Gary Busey.
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