Not everyone is cut out for parenting. It takes a lot of effort not to seriously mess a kid up. You have to know how to deal with all kinds of problems. One small mistake and BOOM your kid ends up as an emo with a bad full face tattoo and a wicked hankering for the finest of crystal meth. Again, that can happen with a small mistake… so what is to become of a kid who’s mom dropped them off at a complete stranger’s house?
That is exactly what happened to one poor little bastard. A Florida woman named Melissa Willis decided that parenthood wasn’t for her. She wanted out of this binding contract with the little shit-machine. What is a woman to do? The kid cries all the time. He constantly needs things that cost money. It makes it seriously hard to keep up the active lifestyle of white-trash 30 year old woman.
Melissa put all her brain power to work on a scheme to separate herself from the child. It would have to be a delicate multifaceted plan with no room for error. Maybe she could build a rocket ship and send the kid into space. Maybe she could dig a hole all the way to china and send the boy there with a backpack full of government cheese. Perhaps she could purchase a little sailboat and send him out to sea.
Well, she didn’t go with any of those ideas. Nope… she just knocked on a random person’s door and told them that her car needed A/C repair(which is so lame when it comes to lying about car repair!) and asked if the man could watch him for a little bit. The complete stranger agreed.
After a few hours with this anonymous child, the nameless strange man who took him in started to suspect something fishy was afoot. He called the local Safe Child Coalition and they sent police to retrieve the child. Two days after dropping him off, the mother showed up to pick up the child. Whoopsie. She was quickly arrested by police and hopefully the neighborhood sperm donors were alerted to her inability to be a single mother… thus never allowing her to procreate again.
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