So when you think of the incredible size of the balls it takes to continue ordering your food while a cop is tapping on your window, you probably wouldn’t picture them swingin’ on an old lady! A 64 year old woman named Roberta Spen was driving around Coral Springs, Florida… when a copper took notice of her busted brake lights. He put on his lights, but to his surprise the woman kept driving… right into a McDonald’s drive thru lane… where she ordered food!
He pulled up right behind her with his lights on… and the woman continued ordering her food. He got out of his car and began to tell the woman to pull her vehicle to the parking lot. The woman ignored him and paid for her food. With her extra value meal in hand… the woman decided to take off on the cop.
This insatiable Big Mac Attack that Spen was going through must’ve been intense, because her act of ignoring the cop and taking off escalated into a full on police pursuit. At one point during this high speed chase the woman stopped at a red light. Two police officers tried to box her in with their cars… but like a badass getaway driver she freed herself from the maneuver and kept on rollin’… probably enjoying some bag-fries!
The lady finally pulled into a Mobil gas station and two officers approached her car. They told her to get out of the car… but Roberta was too caught up in that sweet delicious McD’s goodness. These party-pooper cops didn’t even let her finish. Nope, instead they busted out her window and dragged her old ass out of the car.
She was taken to the hospital and then promptly to jail. It was shown that authorities didn’t believe she was on the influence of drugs or alcohol during the escapade… and weren’t really sure what made her go to such lengths to elude the police. We here at Fork Party have an idea. It was that damn special sauce. That special sauce can drive a man insane… and we’re sure it’s got to have the same effect on ole’ Roberta. DAMN YOU SPECIAL SAUCE! LET US LIVE OUR LIVES FREE OF YOUR DEVILISH AND DELCIOUS CURSE!
[Source: Sun Sentinel]