World’s Smallest Police Dog Appears In Playboy… Bottomless

Meet Midge. She is the world’s tiniest police dog. She upholds the law with a little iron paw. Midge grew tired of people overlooking her sexiness because of her job. Midge needed a plan. Midge had some connections at the Playboy Mansion and after some phone calls, she landed an opportunity to pose in the magazine.

Midge has pretty high morals, so when she found out the shots would be bottomless- she was nervous. After realizing it was all for the art, she let loose her inhibitions. Midge is terrier/chihuahua mix and is a certified narcotics dog in the state of Ohio. Her owner and handler is Sheriff McClelland and he says that he was never contacted by anyone from Playboy, but started receiving phone calls from friends about Midge appearing in the magazine.

At first he thought people were just messing with him, but after so many people started telling him the exact page number – he started to realize that Midge had somehow gone behind his back on this one. He never knew that his partner had such a sultry side. Since the appearance in Playboy, Midge has thought a lot about which direction her career should go. She feels a strong sense of duty to the people of Ohio… but definitely has the twinkle of fame in her eye.

Let’s just hope in Mr. Hefner’s senility, he doesn’t try to get Midge to be his next girlfriend. Despite revealing her wild side, Midge just isn’t that kind of girl. It would also be bad because she would freak out the entire time due to the smell of all the sex and drugs going on inside the mansion. Rest assure, we here at Fork Party will be keeping a close eye on the career of this tiny pooch.

The question remains… is Hollywood ready for Midge? It’s hard to say. There is competition from dogs who have been immersed in the acting world their entire lives… and Midge is just a small town Ohio girl at heart. Midge follow your heart and never compromise your standards!

[Source: Discovery Channel]

[Image via: Discovery Channel]