There are quite a few things in this life that we should all live in terror of. Things like gigantic spiders, and natural disasters. Things like disease and passing out around our drunk friends. Yes, this chaotic blue sphere of weird we call home has thrown quite a few curve-balls at the human race. One thing we will never have to live in fear of though is children.
With their tiny hands and limited understanding of the world they pose no threat to us at all. Plus they can’t even shoot huge shotguns very well at all!