Ohio Woman Chokes Out Walmart Greeter

Well it’s Easter… or as we call it,”The  Zombie Jesus Day Egg Bonanza.” Nothing celebrates this sacred candy-filled day quite like a story about bizarre physical violence and this story has got you covered.

The day of a Walmart greeter is filled with all kinds of weirdness. There are the countless freaks shuffling through the door to feed the savings monster their delicious paychecks. As a greeter, your job is to be the face of Walmart. You are their to make the customers  feel comfortable about purchasing that garden hose or those shorts that say “nasty” across the ass. You also have to ask people to see their receipts… and sometimes they physically accost you for it.

In an Ohio town called Elyria, there lives a woman named Toni Duncan. She is an extremely busy woman. Toni definitely doesn’t have time for nonsense.

If you interfere with Toni’s intense schedule, you had better have a damn good reason. Nobody briefed the 71 year old man serving as the Walmart greeter on the day Mrs. Duncan came into the store. Toni was at Walmart shopping with her daughter, Ashley Jackson. The greeter asked to see Toni’s receipt… and this turned the woman into a WWE superstar. Toni slammed her cart into the man and began choking him like Homer Simpson releasing his rage upon bart’s windpipe.

Her daughter was yelling things as the chaos ensued. Toni was accused of saying she would blow up the store and her boyfriend would kill the greeter if he found out about this. Both women were arrested. Toni was charged with assault, her daughter was charged with aggravated menacing and inducing panic and the greeter was charged with pooping his pants in terror.

[Source: Sandusky Register/AP]

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