We all have our own specially developed methods on how to impress females. We all find our assets and proceed to work them until a lucky young lady decides to buy our brand. Some guys like to utilize a really nice vehicle as incentive for a woman to give them the time of day. Some gentlemen like to flaunt the fact that they have a high powered job that pays them extremely well. Then there are guys who like to keep alligators to flag down a girl’s interest. Well, at least one Chicago man tried that.
That man is Dewayne Yarbrough. He was found guilty of possession of a dangerous animal. Authorities busted the man illegally keeping a four-foot alligator. When police asked him why he had chosen to give the scaly beast a home… he told them that it was to impress women.
He does have a point. Nothing breaks the ice at a noisy bar quite like looking a girl right in the eye and asking her if she wants to see your alligator. It probably works better than you would think. Ole’ Dewayne had been using the “I have an alligator” strategy for five years. He bought the alligator for a cool $200 and proceeded to start bankin’ the tail.
Dewayne’s plan definitely fell through. Authorities took his gator and gave it to the Chicago Herpetological Society. What does this mean for Dewayne? How will this poor victim of circumstance regain his female-impressing glory? He has several options. He could scrape up a few hundred bucks and purchase a Playstation and challenge women to bouts in Call of Duty. Or, he could simply go old school. Dewayne could enlist the services of a local dance-master and proceed to become one of the best dancers in the city.
Chances are though that Dewayne losing his alligator dealt a fatal blow to his already ailing sex life.