High schools everywhere are into banning stuff. It could be something like apparel. It could be something that can be used as drug paraphernalia. Some high schools are even banning book bags. But what if they started banning love? Are they allowed to ban support? Well, one high school has declared war on loving boobies.
The Durham School Board in Canada has decided that loving boobies is offensive and therefore prohibited on school grounds. What triggered this ban was an outbreak of bracelets, stickers and t-shirts that said “I Love Boobies.” These shirts weren’t meant to be taken as high school kids ogling bountiful bosoms… instead it was a campaign put on by breast cancer awareness group called the Keep A Breast Foundation.
This seems pretty unreasonable, especially in this day in age. Hilarious viral campaigns are popping up all over the place AND they are doing some real good for society. It seems as if this particular school board should get back to that whole making kids smarter thing and focus a little less on how bad boobies are.
We here at Fork Party love boobies. We LOVE them! Any friend of boobies is a friend of ours. It goes for the other side of the token as well. Any enemy of boobies is an enemy of the mighty and merciless Fork Party. Let’s fight this tyranny and finally restore the one thing that transcended all cultures, creeds and nations. Our global love for boobies is an endearing testament to our humanity. Taking away our right to admire some sweater cushions is no different than taking away our air or our freedom of religion.
There is definitely no room on this planet for anyone who would wage war on a nice set of t**ties. What kind of people are these folks. Have they no soul? Have they no heart? Boobies are here to stay… and they deserve our love.