Utah has never been known as the state to go to for a nice dose of some sexy. Nope, the Mormons put a stop to that. Still, like any other state, Utah has a thriving sex industry. After many galleries of super hot chicks, we here at Fork Party-through scientific means have determined that humans like sex. That long history of strippers and escorts in Utah is now at jeopardy because of a new law to hit the Utah legislature. A law that bans sexy behavior (cue scary music.)
The new law is targeted at solicitors of sex and makes illegal any lewd act that can lead someone to believe that bonin’ is on the menu. The law went into effect this month and was put into place to “help” authorities who were being asked to touch themselves and do other things to prove they aren’t cops during sting operations. The law is being challenged as unconstitutional as it puts the careers of strippers and escorts in trouble with it’s broadness.
An attorney named Andrew McCullough is on the case. He is representing the escort services and other sex industry workers who feel that the language of the law will prohibit them from making a guy’s birthday truly memorable. All we have to say about this is “NOT COOL, UTAH!” Seriously, do you know how hard it is to get a girl to act in a lewd manner as it is? It’s extremely difficult as it is… so the last thing we need is legislature c**k blockin’ too!
[Source: Salt Lake Tribune]