How Will You React To The Human Centipede 2? (FLOWCHART)

The Human Centipede (Full Sequence) is on it’s way out soon, or so we hope, and we at Fork Party are very excited. So excited in fact that every animal we eat must be attached head-to-butt with another animal. We’ve been eating chickenpedes, porkipedes, steakipedes just to get the point across. This utterly disgusting science fiction horror film can’t really be placed in the usual ‘slasher’ genre mostly because most of the violence is as delicate as an eighth grade home economics sewing lesson. If you aren’t familiar with the Human Centipede, let us spoil it for you: A crazy German (of course he had to be German) doctor sews his victims together to form Voltron… sorry, no, to form a massive three-person ‘centipede’.

This chart will serve as a handy guide on just what your reaction to this movie will be. Some will call it glorious. Others will call it a truly disgusting and unnecessary waste of money. What will happen to you when faced with something, so vile…

Human Centipede Flowchart by Greg Voakes and Andy Green