Shirt company Mighty Fine can best be described as making some mighty fine tees, especially if you are a fan of comic books. They have a licensing deal with Marvel, allowing them to make some awesome shirts featuring your favorite superheroes. Using blends of different art styles and keen senses of humor, Mighty Fine has made shirts that anybody would look good in, comic book fan or not. If you want to become more attractive to the opposite sex, check out these 10 Marvel shirts by Mighty Fine, guaranteed to make their wearers 150% better looking.
1. Captain America Bass
Captain America is all the rage these days, what with his movie coming out next month and all. Mighty Fine decided to give all the Cap fans out there an awesome design, with their take on what a retro Captain America should look like. Yup, that looks like the sixties right there. There’s nothing like some old fashioned patriotism with the living embodiment of the stars and stripes. Plus Captain America really has the jawline for those side shots.
2. 8-Bit Avengers
Don’t worry, video game fans. Mighty Fine has you covered as well. This design cleverly uses 8-bit graphics to design clever versions of four early Avengers: Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and Hulk. Surprisingly enough, this rendition of the Avengers has Hulk as the one with the best posture. Come on, Captain America, you don’t slouch. Apparently nobody had biceps back in those days either, which explains how Mario was taken seriously as hero.
3. Doom Steed
You might remember Dr. Doom as the archenemy of Mr. Fantastic. Also for being the guy with the green cape and metal mask he never takes off. As his name implies, Dr. Doom is never one to pussyfoot around. He prefers to serve his brand of doom straight up. Apparently he also likes to serve that doom whilst riding a unicorn surrounded by a rainbow. Let’s see the great Reed Richards come up with a way to stop that.
4. Deadpool Flying Tacos
There are three things that Deadpool loves in this world: Bea Arthur, violence for profit, and tacos. Deadpool also knows that there is no better way to get tacos than to soar through the skies upon a majestic pegasus, while harnessing the power of Dr. Doom’s rainbow. Judging by the impressive armory Deadpool has brought along on this first class ride, he won’t let anything stop him from getting his disfigured hands on some crunchy tacos.
5. Power of Spidey
It’s tough having the proportionate strength and agility of a spider. Everybody expects you to pull their fat out of the fire, and trouble just seems to follow you around. Luckily, spider-senses act as a sort of early warning system, either with a tingle in the brain or making your head really stinky. It’s a matter of line interpretation. While you may be plagued by danger while wearing this shirt, at least you’ll always be ready for it with Spider-Man’s constant warning. Just make sure to wash his head regularly.
6. Heroes for Hire
Do you have problems with ninjas, dinosaurs, minotaurs, or the back of your car exploding? In that case, you better hire a hero right away. People always say you get what you pay for, so who wants to wait on one of these freelance heroes to possibly show up in time to save you. Sure didn’t work for Gwen Stacy. Put your trust in Luke Cage and Iron Fist, the two hardest working heroes in the business. Tips and make outs are highly appreciated.
7. Join Colossus
The Russian strongman has turned to propaganda to get you on his side. Communism can’t be all that bad if Colossus supports the hammer and sickle. Just make sure you brush up on your Russian reading skills, because it’s always best to know what a propaganda poster says before jumping aboard the bandwagon. In this case, it says “Eat Your Vegetables” or something along those lines, probably. Colossus wouldn’t steer you wrong.
8. Big Head M.O.D.O.K.
Being a Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing leaves one without a whole lot of career options, especially when you are pretty much just a giant head that shoots laser beams. Luckily for M.O.D.O.K. the experiment that gave him his lethality also gave him a measure of adorableness. Now you can wear that adorableness around on your chest, instantly making you a H.O.D.O.L. or a Handsome Organism Designed Only for Loving. Make sure you refer to yourself in the third person with that name for maximum effect.
9. Cyclops Pew Pew Pew
It has been mentioned several times that Cyclops is one of the most serious guys to ever be on the X-Men roster. He has never been one to mess around, as he is too busy leading the X-Men in battle against fearsome foes, putting together covert hit teams, and creating utopias for all of mutant kind. With all that pressure on him, he must have some sort of outlet to deal with stress. Yelling P-PEW! as he fires concussive blasts from his eyes seems like just the thing to cheer him up.
10. Big Head Deadpool
Deadpool is one of the only comic book characters who seems to know that he is inside a comic book. This gives him a unique perspective, one that allows him to realize when his giant head is residing on your chest. Luckily, it is a good looking head to wear proudly on your chest. Well, as long as Deadpool keeps his mask on that is. Try not to go overboard on the head jokes while wearing this shirt, Deadpool’s head isn’t much help in a fighting situation with any arms or legs or torsos.