‘Californication’ Star David Duchovny Splits With Wife Tea Leoni

Sex addled maniac David Duchovny has split with his wife of 15 years, Tea Leoni. The Californication star will now be literally fornicating all over the state of California, and probably New York as well, just because. Duchovny had recently gone to sex addiction rehab (the chicks in there are SO EASY, man. I’ll tell ya.) because his wife caught him cheating on her. They then reconciled because with the miracle of sex addiction treatment, his hetero male urges were prayed out of him. His Viagra IV drip was replaced with pictures of Rosie O’Donnel on a hot day. Distasteful jokes aside, Duchovny and Leoni are putting their marriage behind them.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! The Hollywood couple had two kids, and one of them was named Kyd (there’s no way he’s going to make it into adulthood without a few thousand dollars of therapy) and a daughter named Madelaine.

By the way, David… we’re more upset about the X-Files 2 movie than the news of your marriage.