Epic Toy Light Saber Battle (Video)
article written by: Span Daniel
Live Action Role Play, aka Larping, is an activity enjoyed by guys without access to vaginas. Although Larping is done by adults, it flourishes amongst high school boys.
Larping requires free time. High school boys have plenty between video games and masturbation sessions. Larping requires the ability to drive to far off locales where you have plenty of space (and no one, especially girls, can see you). And you need imagination enough to believe that the rubber chicken you just threw is really a +95 Lightning Strike.
Light sabers, however, are badass. So whoever came up with the idea to have an epic toy light saber battle on May The Fourth deserves the Nobel Peace Prize and a year’s supply of pork chops. Wrapped in bacon.