Matt Damon is an Acadamy Award winning actor. By definition he should be a fast-talking, mindless d-bag desperately clinging to fame by hanging out in trendy nightspots where old, wealthy, leather-skinned men buy skinny, blonde, big-eyed nineteen-year-olds fluorescent-colored alcoholic drinks with names that end in vowels.
Instead, Matt Damon is eloquent, funny and totally self-aware. But since he’s handsome he’s probably a dick. Either way, his Mom was still a teacher so he’s well aware of their plight relative to hours worked, class size, and hilariously low amounts of salary paid.
Enter young interviewer and cameraman who try to compare the incentive to teach to the incentive to act. Aaaaaaaaand…SCENE: