Beatboxer Catches Thief (Video)

Hold on, something isn’t quite right here…*checking the ‘Life Rulebook.’*

Yup. It says right there on page 11,612, paragraph LL of subsection 36 that ‘thou shalt not rob a big black dude of his money whilst said big black dude is watching said money lest thee get thine arse whooped.

But don’t tell that to ‘Captain Woozy’ (aka I Can Barely Stand Up Straight Bob) on the right. Seemingly grooving to the music he was, apparently, looking for an opening in which to rob the beatboxing crew of their performance money.

If the money had been sitting in front of the chick he might have had a shot. The Asian guy was pointed away from the cash so Woozy might have gotten enough of a lead on the Black guy and the unaware Asian guy to make off with the dough.

Instead, he stooped, slowly, in front of the LARGE BLACK MALE in front of him, scooped a handful of cash and made with the dash.

Them catching him wasn’t a surprise. What they did afterward, was.