Take a good look. Hey hey now! Take your hand from down there!
This videogame system you see plays ‘Nintendo,’ ‘Super Nintendo’ and ‘Genesis’ games. It’s called the ‘Your New Girlfriend And Future Wifey System’…
…Don’t you wish. It’s actually called the ‘Retron 3′ and it is completely compatible with your old tapes (why did we call them ‘tapes’ if they never actually had tape in them?) from all three systems.
If you were an enterprising young fellow, you would have already discovered the world of emulation and figured out a way to plug your old controller into a USB connector. That way you could nerd out to ‘Super Mario Bros’ on your PC.
But if you simply must have the old experience with your old tapes then grab this beast of a retro-worshipping oddity and enjoy yourself.
And if you must blow on your games…make sure you use protection.