A man is a hard creature. All cracks and crevasses filled with roughness and bad smells. They drink beer, watch football and fart like savages.
But the power of the kitten is renown throughout modern man. Their tiny whiskers and innocent faces and tiny mewlings and rampant curiosity can melt the heart of even the gruffest rustler this side of the Mason-Dixon.
It’s a black-magic-grade adorableness that kittens possess and use against us to break down anger. Especially when they mess up some personal stuff.
Scratched up my favorite chair? Aw! But you did it so cutely!
Tore apart my hockey skates? You look so sorry though!
So why not put three unbelievably cute kittens on top of a running DJ set up and see what happens? They can’t hurt anything as DJ equipment is pretty durable. And who knows? They might make a remix that you can sell to Jay Z.