Children Perform Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ (Video)

If ever you’ve doubted your life choices, watch these kids play Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman.’

They’ve knocked it out out of the park like a ‘roided up Barry Bonds power crunch, even down to the solo.

Hold on, let’s get something straight: Why the F*** are kids playing ‘Enter Sandman?’

It’s a dark little song told with much hair and anger, written with a child in mind. But it feels more like a ‘Grimm’s Fairy Tale’ in that it’s meant to be for adults in reference to a child.

Then there’s the whole, I don’t know, idea that maybe, perhaps, their PARENTS should have been preventing such a thing. There are plenty of songs to sing from Nickelback…oh, wait. From Ozzy? Hold up, no. How about AC/DC?? Hrm. Um, hell no. What about Motley Cr…nevermind.

You gotta suppose, then, that if the kids must rock, Metallica is as good a choice as any. Especially when you’ve got that little blond shredder on the right. When she really figures out how to use that guitar there will be no man, or woman, to stand as her equal.

And if you can get that lead singer to take the ‘w’ sounds out of every other syllable he sings they might actually be able to take that act on the road.