Halloween is the only time of year where the true weirdos can really let their hair down. For folks obsessed with death and morbidity who watch horror films all day, Halloween is their one true Christmas.
Haunted houses, haunted hayrides, haunted cornmazes, haunted…everything is everywhere. Every weekend from September leading up through the end of October the creep spots are overrunning with screams.
If you have a family, however, it becomes difficult to truly indulge that freakish side. Between sports practice, ballet lessons, school, clubs, work, meetings and other assorted unpredictable elements you have to focus your energies on the one place you spend the most time at.
Halloween home decorations should be made a profession of some sort. The time spent putting up decorations, organizing the arrangements and paying off the power bills deserves some sort of award. Recognition that however creepy your motivations, you’ve achieved something special.
Or just freaking out the neighbors, weirdo.