Christopher Nolan On ‘Star Wars’: Han Or Luke?

Christopher Nolan has single-handedly rewritten the way to tell the story of the superhero. Not only has it led to box office success with ‘Batman Begins’ and ‘The Dark Knight,’ but it’s made him a cinematic powerhouse.

Nolan currently is producing ‘Man Of Steel’ which is the re-telling of the story of Superman through the directorial prowess of Zack Snyder (’300′ and ‘Watchmen’). You can be sure it will delve deep into the psychological protocols it takes for a young Clark Kent to reconcile his fantastic powers.

You can also bet it will make your nerd-boner full and robust like a full complement of Viagra and pr0n would do on a relaxing Saturday afternoon.

What sucks about this is that Christopher Nolan isn’t re-telling the ‘Star Wars’ story as well. Or at least episodes 1-3. Lucas may have invented the thing, but something like that would regain what it was meant to be under Nolan’s influence: a masterpiece.

So watching this video is fun, but kind of like a tease on what it would be if Christopher Nolan were involved with ‘Star Wars.’ *sigh* It’s not fair.