Ultimate ‘Star Wars’ Halloween Pumpkin Carving (Picture)

There are jack-o’-lanterns and there are works of art. This is neither.

This is the jack-o’-lantern’s jack-o’-lantern. This is the basement project that ends marriages. That alienates kids. That ruins families.

This pumpkinitized model of the ‘Death Star’ taking out a pumpkin version of ‘Princess Leia”s home planet of ‘Alderan’ is a work of nerdified ultra-mega-magnificence.

The neighbors of the person that made this should be honoring his/her name and randomly dropping dollar bills in their mailbox. The name of the creator should be written on a gold-plated plaque and have that plaque posted on the most traversed corner of the neighborhood.

Kids should write songs in the creator’s honor. And they should sing them with Christmas carols during the holiday season.

It should be dipped in bronze and saved forever, but that might take away from its awesomeness. Whatever happens though, it must be preserved somehow.

Gaze upon the originality and know what true Halloween goodness is all about.