Here’s Courtney Stodden, a 16 year old girl infamous strictly for her pre-quarter life crisis which inspired her to become a middle aged truck stop prostitute. Forget the fact that her parents walked her down the aisle during her marriage to 50-year old Green Mile actor Doug Hutchinson. Forget her music, which is being referred to as ‘worse than Rebecca Black’. Nevermind her television appearances where she makes every X-rated face in the book and says nothing of any value. There are more important things at hand.
Is this girl having any fun? Doesn’t she want to hang out with her friends? Does she even have any friends? Hutchinson’s costume would actually be amusing here if it weren’t so blatantly creepy. Just thinking of them in the bedroom together…in costume…induces uncontrollable shivering fits. It would usually be a ‘to each his own’ situation, but Stodden’s life is clearly the result of an immature, undeveloped mind being allowed to materialize every misguided, media-driven fantasy about sexuality and fame on cable television today. That’s scary enough.
Seriously, she’s the Frankenstein of our generation — the monster we have created as a society. Stodden is the mutilated zombie of Marilyn Monroe; a completely sexualized being with no point, no class, and no edginess. Her act is trite and tired — she brings nothing original or unique, only presents herself as a caricature for everyone else to mock. While her ridiculous faces and overdone clown makeup are certainly funny, the bigger problem here is that she is a child. Stodden is still a little girl, convinced that this is the way she needs to act in order to become famous or liked. Beware of the Stoddens to come — the future will be full of them, and it’s just around the corner.