Leave Lindsay Alone – She’s Costing CA Taxpayers Millions

The Lindsay Lohan fiasco has gone on long enough. She recently completed her 30-day jail sentence in four hours, called it a “scary” experience, and went on to appear at Leonardo DiCaprio’s party. Whatever. Just let the girl do her thing; quit arresting her. She’ll eventually Amy Winehouse herself into oblivion and no one will have to hear about her charades — err, trials — ever again.


Just let the girl continue on a path of self destruction and career suicide until she’s finally melted into a pile of blonde hair and cute jewelry. And by ‘finally’ I mean ‘in a few months’.

Lohan’s trials are apparently costing California taxpayers millions of dollars. Not only do the cost of lawyers, judges, court reporters, and security add up, but Lohan’s tendency to arrive late or skip out altogether is also increasing the price. So why not just let her go? It’s not like she did anything that terrible to begin with — some drugs, some drunken driving. Take away her car, give her a mountain of cocaine to bury herself in. Problem solved.

Lohan recently got new teeth after photographs showed her messed up mouth looking yellow and decayed. She now almost looks cute again. However, there’s no denying that she’s a victim of melty knees and is starting to fall apart from simply not taking care of herself. Just let nature take it’s course and she’ll be out of the tabloids and into a coffin in no time.

Lindsay, if you’re reading this, no hard feelings, bro. Seriously. If anything, I’m encouraging people to leave you alone so you can live your glamorous life in peace. If you ever want to hang out, I’m your girl — give me a call. I don’t mess with the white but I got you on that herb, girl.