Couple’s Burger King Divorce Gets Live Tweeted

This story couldn’t get any dumber. Whilst happily dining in a Burger King, some guy named Andy Boyle happened to witness a young married couple arguing about each other’s shortcomings, their marriage, and possible split. It’s hard to tell who is more of a dingus idiot moron in this situation: the guy spitting out demeaning, childish insults and demands or the girl who sits there and takes it.


The link to the whole fiasco is here, but let’s summarize both sides of the argument:

Him to her:
- You don’t clean the dishes when my mom asks you to
- You’re supposed to wear what I tell you to
- I want you to be a better wife
- You missed my phone call and are therefore cheating on me
- I want to continue arguing inside this Burger King so everyone knows what kind of wife you are
- I guess some of this is my fault
- But I still love you

Her to him:
- *crying*
- You missed my phone call and are therefore cheating on me
- *crying*
- I don’t want to clean just because your mother tells me to
- *crying*
- *crying*