Think of something. Anything. Odds are, someone has a fetish for it. Lots of people are into some really bizarre stuff, but what does it mean to be weird anyway? The concept of ‘strange’ is completely fabricated; from birth, you were trained to see certain things as normal (aka socially acceptable) and others as really abnormal (aka socially unacceptable and liable to ostracize anyone interested in it). Whatever. Forget breaking down the walls of ignorance and getting educated; here are 7 bizarre, specific fetishes that often seem totally unrelated to sex.
The plastic ghost terrorist strikes again. I feel like my grandmother’s furniture has learned how to walk but is confused about what to do next.
Slug chug. This guy has a ton of videos titled ‘Nunzio’s bug fetish’ in which he consumes various bugs.
Here’s a cute girl sneezing in various costumes. People seem to love this video, except for one guy, who says “I AINT HATIN, I JUST BE SAYIN! NO MATTA HOW REAL DEM SNEEZES LOOK DEY ALL BE FAKE CUZ FO EXAMPLE AINT NO CHIKK BE SAYIN “APCHOOYYY” LIKE D@ BITCH”
Gluttony seems to be a popular fetish. People love masturbating while they watch a fat girl stuff herself full of food and think of all the starving children dying by the thousands.
Crushing stale Cheetos with your nasty, sweaty old Nikes is a real boner killer. I mean creator.
Ohhhhh yeah, microwave that mush. Yeaaaaahhhh girl play with that kitty cat. Ohhhhh eat your lunch. Soooo goooood.