Money is pretty versatile when it comes to defacing. You can draw all over it, burn the faces out of the center, draw wacky hair on the old presidents, or write little messages for other people to find. This five dollar bill, however, trumps all cleverly defaced money now and forevermore.
The fed should probably start printing these and forget about stupid old whoever-it-is. We forgot him already. It’s Bill Murray time. Please do this to all of your five dollar bills and then use them at the store.