Worst Babysitter Ever (Pic)
article written by: Drew V.
If you want to traumatize and possibly murder your children, this woman is the #1 option as a babysitter. Not only does she have experience babysitting the children “of other inmates,” but she can put any child to sleep — possibly forever!
If you’ve always wanted a dog but never had one, now you can put your child down just like any old or diseased pet with the help of Doreen. Doreen can be reached by going into your bathroom, shutting off all the lights, and saying “Bloody Mary” into the mirror three times. Once you’ve done that, she should appear from the drain in your bathtub or behind your medicine cabinet.
