Now that Thanksgiving is over, you’re probably going to be that stuffed turkey you ate for the rest of the week. Not only is there so much food during the holiday itself, but there are now enough leftovers in America to build a giant, mansion-sized igloo with a working gravy moat. Here are 16 obese little kids who look the way the nation feels on this post-feast Friday.
Don’t feed the animals! Come on, guys. We have to teach kids that, in life, you can acquire new skills and reach new levels just like your Dovahkiin in Skryim. All you have to do is something other that doesn’t involve any screens. It unfortunately won’t involve spells or dark elves, but trust me, it’ll pay off in the long run. You wouldn’t want to be a 50 year old level 50 eater.