Weed-Filled Plane and the Real Live Jessica Rabbit (Pics)

Malfunctioning landing gear lead a pilot to abandon his pot-piled airplane. A 22 year-old girl in Russia spends around $8,000 USD on lip injections which will hopefully transform her into Jessica Rabbit. Two completely unrelated news stories…or are they?

Yeah, they are. Absolutely nothing to do with one another.

The plane was dropped off at an airport in Houston and abandoned after its emergency landing; no one wants to be sitting around with what could have been over a hundred pounds of weed when the authorities drop by to find out what you’re doing there. The pilot has not been located.

Which brings us to Kristina Rei (before/after image above), a girl who began with one session of lip injections and was instantly hooked. Stupidly believing that her so-called ‘thin’ lips made her ugly, Rei became obsessed with looking like voluptuous cartoon character Jessica Rabbit. Despite the things people yell at her on the street, Rei says she doesn’t care and wants to keep going — with lip injections and other cosmetic surgeries.

“It’s good to be different,” Rei says of her desire to get breast implants (bringing her to a DD) a nose job, and to have her ears sculpted into points (like an elf). She has never had a boyfriend.