McDonald’s — what a perfect family restaurant. There’s the smelly, fluid-filled ballpit. You’ve got Kid’s Meals, which contain some sort of awful toy sure to break or be swallowed by your kid. The food itself is only slightly less dangerous. Best of all are the cuddly (creepy) characters like Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar.
It’s rare to see these characters in human form. They’re typically painted on the walls by an ex-con or sitting on the benches as sculptures with cold, beady eyes. This kid knows what I’m talking about.