10 Ridiculous Names and Legal Name Changes

If you thought Shannyn Sossamon was bad when she afflicted her baby with the name ‘Audio Science’, wait till you see some of the things people subject themselves to.

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K. On February 15, 2012, Special K will be 14 years old.

Winner and Loser Lane (1958)
If you’re feeling bad for Loser, don’t bother. He went on to graduate college and become a police sergeant while his brother, Winner, became a career criminal instead. He was arrested for burglary, domestic violence, trespassing, resisting arrest, and other crimes which put him behind bars almost forty times.

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Formally known as Richard Smith, Stormhammer decided to change his common name on a whim.

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced “albino”). The Swedish parents of this kid were fined about $680 USD for naming their child Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 under an obscure law that allowed the court to disapprove of ‘unsuitable’ names. His parents disputed the fine, claiming that it his name was an ‘artistic creation.’ The court said no. Their rebuttal was the name of ‘A’, which was also rejected, leading them to settle for the very vanilla ‘Albin Hallin.’

Eagle-Eye Cherry

Remember this guy? He sang that cheesy 90s hit, “Save Tonight.” Turns out that Eagle-Eye Cherry wasn’t his band’s name.

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Dick Assman

Here’s Mr. Assman at the gas station he owns in Canada.

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This baby’s name was auctioned off for $15,000.

Leper Priest (born 1929)

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

This 19-year-old changed his name because he “wanted to be unique.”