Man Addicted to Amputation (Pics)

Alex Mensaert got into a traumatizing accident in which he lost one of his legs, but his reaction wasn’t typical of one losing a limb: he loved it. Mensaert loved the feeling of his missing limb and couldn’t stop thinking about other parts of his body to hack off.

He now has no legs and one arm. Some wacky surgeons have helped him on his path to immobility, but he’s also taken drastic measures himself. When removing his arm, Mensaert actually froze it so badly that it had to be removed. He eventually quit cutting off his limbs because we only have so many of those stupid things and he doesn’t want to be completely immobilized.

Check out the baby picture behind him in one of his photos; maybe he’s trying to breed a race of pirates. It’s probably illegal to have your kid’s limbs amputated, even though the stuff they inflict on the children of Toddlers & Tiaras is totally legit and sometimes not that much worse.