Miss Bum Bum Brazil is on the hunt for the ripest, juiciest ass in the entire country. Fifteen contestants, five pictures of each, and one group shot of everyone posing as Da Vinci’s Last Supper — which has religious men everywhere lying about how offended they are.
Hilariously, one of these girls is named Jennifer Lopes. How many of these women competed in pageants as young children? Their parents must be so proud. Hopefully, the cameras of Toddlers & Tiaras will follow those kids until they’re adults (in the name of
entertainment science). Will they be beautiful, healthy women like the ones pictured below? Or average-looking with a crippling drug habit?