28 Hot Girls with Snakes (Pics)

Here’s a gallery of 28 hot girls posing sexily with phallic objects that just happen to be snakes. Last time it was girls with cheeseburgers, which are only phallic if your McDonald’s addiction has reached level 69.

Snakes are a lot more intimidating than cheeseburgers, but it’s only because poison from the dangerous McBurger is extremely slow-acting and delicious. Snakes, on the other hand, don’t mess around. And their poison may not be tasty, but drinking the blood and eating the heart of certain snakes is said to provide extra strength and/or super powers. Don’t cut your pet snake up just yet, though — it’s an unproven rumor, but you can simply order ‘snake wine’ if you’re that interested in a blood feast. Enough words words words and more girls girls girls.