Fake Real Stuff (Pics of Hollywood Props)

Okay, so the telephones and parking meters are real, just non-functioning. The neatly wrapped packages of cocaine are definitely fake or it all would have been Charlie Sheen’d into oblivion by now.

Now you, too, can own your very own prop store. All you have to do is begin hoarding things that you think could be rented out to production companies, and organizing that hoard into categories. Don’t just let it pile up — we’re aiming for a prop store, not a spot on Hoarders.

Once you have a few of everything, put your name out there and watch the clients start flowing in. Plenty of films need walkie talkies, phones, money, fake food, uniforms, and an assortment of other realistic fake stuff that was once real. Here’s the hard part: make sure your walkie talkie collection matches; no one wants to watch a bunch of crappy 90s cops with a bunch of mismatching, ghetto ass Nextels strapped to their belts.