Testicle Eating Fish Kills 2 Dudes
article written by: Drew V.
What do you get when you combine a dash of WTF, a whole lot of nope, and a serving of ‘f*ck the ocean’? The ‘Ball Cutter’ fish, responsible for killing two men by biting off their testicles with rows of sharpened humanoid teeth.
This fish is really called the Pacu fish, and is a common member of household aquariums, but the 40lb OG Ball Eater would put any regular Pacu to shame.
After the members of a remote Papua New Guinea community began circulating stories about the monster fish, a British angler spent weeks obsessing over the creature — which he eventually caught. Testicles around town rejoice and future tourists, if any, will stay away from the waters of Jaws 8.
