Creeping at the strip club during lunch break “for the buffet” is not a good look. But how else are you going to see some ‘free’ boobs? Come into my van, little boy, and I’ll tell you how.
How to see some free boobs:
- Become Drake
- Become a famous rapper with an equally stupid name
- Illegal voyeurism
- Watching yuppie moms breastfeed at brunch in Park Slope, Brooklyn
- Mardi Gras
- Undressing your Real Doll
- Visiting a free porn site and masturbating furiously, only to feel disgusted with yourself and the women you’re viewing immediately afterwards.