Employee of the Week: 57-year-old Teacher Screws Student

Lately, it seems like a lot of teachers (specifically ladies) are on the prowl for some fresh, young, and very illegal meat. Emma Jean Hardy is the oldest one yet, scoring some sexy time in her creepy van with a 17-year-old high school where she worked.

The good news for this Krueger — err, cougar — is that her student boyfriend is of legal age, ruling out the possibility of statutory rape charges being brought against Hardy. She was, however, charged with improper relationship between an educator and student. For that, Hardy faces two to 20 years in prison, which is pretty ridiculous. Remember when Casey Anthony killed her toddler, partied for a month, and then went unpunished? Yeah, that was nice.

The Houston Press reports that Hardy’s Facebook is one of a woman obsessed with high school sports teams. It also notes some weird-and-icky ‘joke’ comments about her sweet butt pics by other students.

But in conclusion, who cares? They’re both technically consenting adults. Next time they’ll hopefully hide their kinky Oedipus complex van somewhere a little darker.