Mom of the Year Creates Baby Prostitute, Makes Her Chug Red Bull (Video)

Toddlers & Tiaras is currently the show pumping out the most American atrocities at the moment. Forget the mom-punching meth lovers of Intervention, the slovenly dead cat collectors of Hoarders, and the way shows like Psychic Investigators encourage us to murder our own brain cells. Toddlers & Tiaras brings terrible tv to a whole new level with the way it glamorizes child abuse. That being said, this video is really f*cking funny.

HONEY BOO BOO CHILD, I’LL HOLLA FOR A DOLLA! Even the crew can’t keep it together when this little girl spouts lines she definitely learned from a middle-aged hooker (see: her mother). Between the Red Bull chugging (excuse me, I meant ‘go-go juice’) of the baby and the expressions/words produced by the mongoloid mother, it’s hard to believe that this video is showing us real things that actually happen. But then again, raising an ignorant, incredibly unhealthy brat isn’t illegal at all. This is America; have it your way!