I Would Like to Buy a Mom (Pic)
article written by: Drew
For what purpose? Cleaning, cooking, coddling, all of the above? Or is there something more deviant and fetishistic about this post? The ‘no weird stuff’ would imply that there isn’t, but it’s totally the type of thing a serial killer would say to make you think he’s normal.
It also seems like $100 is a paltry sum for a mother. Mothers have a lot of stuff to do, and $100 might cover about an hour of it. Then again, real moms don’t get an hourly wage for looking after their kids and families, so maybe $100 is actually overcompensating the new employee. How long does one expect the mother to hover for $100? Forever?
