1. You get invited to a birthday party and immediately start throwing darts at all the balloons.
2. You order a Cafe Mochi Frappuccino at Starbucks.
3. Your Xbox 360, PS3 and Wii are covered in dust.
4. Your notebook is filled with tracks for Line Rider and Free Rider.
5. You freak out when you accidentally close the browser window after you completed the first tutorial level without saving. That was precious time wasted!
6. The word “physics” has nothing to do with science and more to do with how blocks with smiley faces fall.
7. You build a maze to your fridge and defend it from anyone trying to get food.
8. The ad loading time before a game is the longest 15 seconds of your life.
9. Someone tells you about a new game that you have to actually download and install and you look at them like they are from the stone-age.
10. Instead of pop songs you get Flash game level songs stuck in your head.
11. Armor has nothing to do with the medieval ages any more.
12. You can’t finish your homework but you can find time to finish The Impossible Quiz 1 & 2
13. You watch Youtube walk-throughs of Flash games.
14. You learned to parallel park from parking game simulators.
15. You feel mentally and physically prepared for a real zombie/alien/penguin invasion from what you learned in Flash games.
16. You believe behind every new PC or console release there is a Flash game they probably ripped off.
17. You think jmtb02 deserves a Nobel prize for his groundbreaking work (he does!).
18. You believe a NinjaKiwi is a real fruit and you want to try it to see how delicious it is.
19. Whenever anyone closes a door on your room you immediately organize your inventory and try to escape.
20. You are wearing fancy pants right now.
Feel free to add your own signs you play too many Flash games in the comments.
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Bret Moretti says:
You know of 20 Signs You Play Too Many Flash Games!
me. :) says:
sign 21: you see a turtle and look around for a princess.
jim says:
you see a castle and try to crush it!! =]
joe says:
you see a mushroom and you see a flower and eat it and hope you get fireballs that shoot from ur stomach
Dom says:
Great article. My latest video game console is the super Nintendo, which is also collecting dust.
Fayetteville Videographer says:
I get Soooooo…… mad when Flash doesn’t load!!
Stuart says:
You don’t realise that there is an animal called a Kiwi and mistake it for the fruit.
Charlie says:
you know you plat too many flash games when your driving thru farm country and you know exactly what crops should be planted and how long you’ll have to wait to harvest them.
Gigglin says:
You tried to search for the game in number 17
Doug says:
You hear someone sneeze and wonder if Madagascar closed its borders yet.
xmido says:
sign 21 u understand most of them :s
nikola says:
And Steve Jobs said that FLASH was dead:) Good luck with that :)
rodneypleasantjr says:
I think the true sign is actually understanding all of the in-jokes in the antecedent list here.
GameLord60 says:
You dont use IE for your browser. :D
Reidbitch21 says:
What the hell does number two mean in the first place
#22 one way you know you play to much games is you live with your mother
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hey charlie you got dissed and just so you know I’m only 12
sh21 says:
Spend your time on p*rnhub not games you dumbasses
Reidbisch21 says:
#23 you looked at this link
lalaland says:
#24 You run away from pineapples because you think they’ll explode
grayger says:
#25 you know the directory where .sol files are located.
lolrly? says:
When you’re 12 and don’t have the sense to realize how retarded you look that you didn’t get comment number 2 while making a fail and outdated “u live with ur mom” joke on the internet in an effort to play with the big kids.
Oh wait, that’s specifically for playing too many flash games on disney.com…
me says:
#2
Mochi Ads.
I actually got a few of them but number two took a little longer.