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7 Horror Movies So Bad, They’re Good

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Last week we had a broader list of movies so bad that they were good. Now we’re focusing on our favorite horror movies. Not only are these movies not scary, they’re actually some of the funniest movies ever made in the horror genre.
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Cabin Fever


Cabin Fever is definitely one of our favorite horror films because of the elaborately cheesy dialogue, the random and awkward interactions between the characters, and, well, how they initially react to the first sign of the disease. Watch as these wild kids tear each other apart! It rules!

The Wicker Man


Scoring a wildly high 15% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, The Wicker Man is a truly terrible horror flick that becomes incredibly enjoyable experience if you’re in the right frame of mind when you sit down to watch it. Nicholas Cage’s acting is sub-par compared to… well, actually it’s just Nicholas Cage being himself on screen. This is one of the most comedic horror films you will ever watch. A single detective is sent to a remote island by plane to search for a missing child. When he arrives shit immediately starts to get really weird. Everyone is hostile, standoffish, and part of a secret cult that would sacrifice him to the corn god at the end of the movie by burning him alive. Oh, there is a sweet scene where a hot naked girl breaks out in song for about five minutes.

Edit: added 2006 Wicker Man trailer

Cannibal Holocaust


One of the most bizarrely horrifying and sickening films ever, Cannibal Holocaust, is based around the story of a group of people going to the amazon to explore, while high on drugs, slaughtering the villagers for fun, and senselessly murdering animals. Cannibal Holocaust was banned in multiple countries due to showing real animals being killed. In the end, the natives of the amazon end up killing the people and eating them – then the films were discovered by other people that went searching, and yadda yadda the end of a terrible movie that you should probably watch after eating massive amounts of BBQ ribs. Just sayin’.

Leprechaun in the Hood


A leprechaun that smokes a bong in the hood. This movie is just awful and probably make your eyes glaze over with how stupid it is. But you should still watch it. Cause he’s a leprechaun and he’s in the hood.

Last House on the Left


We bring the original Last House on the Left into the picture here because it’s one of the lesser known horror films that are truly beyond the horror genre. Although there are some graphic scenes, if you decide to stick around long enough to watch it, you almost want to see more from the gruesome scenes.

Nosferatu


Nosferatu was the first vampire movie ever made. Despite its originality and great plot, there are multiple outstanding mistakes made in the film. Like the fact that the Vampire walks across a field in what is obviously broad daylight. Another must-watch.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation


Another classic horror film starring Matthew McConaughey and Rene Zellweger before they were famous. Chainsaw Massacre wasn’t released until after they were famous, which pissed them off pretty bad. Be prepared for some really confusing plot twists – but aside from that, it was entertaining as all hell.

DIY Arcade Game

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All he needs now is a fully stocked bar

You Can’t Beat The Axis If You Get VD

I wonder if they told her what this ad was for before she agreed. Poor girl.

Every Bird’s Nightmare: Wing Fail

Boo Ya Pictures: Graveyard Shift

Our friends at Boo Ya Pictures have a love for the afterlife

Ultimate Beer Goggles

Happiness is in the eye of the beholder and also the drunkest man at the party.
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5 Mashup Artists That You Need to Hear

Rather than yelling “PLAY FREEBIRD” at their shows, these mash-up artists generally get comments about how well they’re playing their MacBook Pro and spinning vinyl. Here are seven mashup artists that really know how to groove.

The Hood Internet


Fork Party had the pleasure of seeing The Hood Internet at a local show, and from a first-hand experience we had to add him to the top. Although not extremely well known, he recognizes great musical pairings and blends them together seamlessly. This specific example of The Hood Internet’s musical styling is Kanye West Vs. Modest Mouse. Check out more on his website.

Girl Talk


Girl Talk (known to his friends as Greg Gillis) is a glitch-hoppin’ pop music mashin’ sonofagun, and he’s got a huge following on the interwebs. He’s been doing his mash-ups for years, and playing live shows for just as long. Read more about Girl Talk on the wikipedia.

Hot Pink Delorean


These three gentlemen from Boston, MA, are known as Hot Pink Delorean. We don’t know if they’re just huge Back to the Future fans or just really enthused about having an obscurely colored vehicle to represent them. They have a MySpace, but I’ll just let you find that on your own…

C2C


If you say it out loud you’d be saying “sea to sea”, which is pretty obvious. C2C is sort of a team of DJ’s that have a passion for mashin’. It may sound a bit wrong, but the music sounds so right.

The Bloody Beetroots + Steve Aoki


Asian-American sensation Steve Aoki mixes his musical talents with the Bloody Beetroots to perform an amazing song and video collaboration called Warp 1.9. It’s cool to see what happens as a result of talented artists come together to create a well produced video to match an equally well produced song.

10 Ridiculously Overtly Sexual Online Game Advertisements

In the last few years the Internet (this site included) has been hit with a plague of really dumb ads. Teeth whitening, weight loss, talking smileys and now online games that have to rely on not-so-subtle sexual innuendo to attract players. Here’s 10 of the most ridiculous ads for online games we could find.

We’re not the only ones who noticed, PopCap Games created a parody using Plants vs Zombies.

What do you think of this type of advertising for online games?

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Don’t Catch This Rainbow

20 Signs You Play Too Many Flash Games

1. You get invited to a birthday party and immediately start throwing darts at all the balloons.

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2. You order a Cafe Mochi Frappuccino at Starbucks.

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3. Your Xbox 360, PS3 and Wii are covered in dust.

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4. Your notebook is filled with tracks for Line Rider and Free Rider.

5. You freak out when you accidentally close the browser window after you completed the first tutorial level without saving. That was precious time wasted!

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6. The word “physics” has nothing to do with science and more to do with how blocks with smiley faces fall.

7. You build a maze to your fridge and defend it from anyone trying to get food.

8. The ad loading time before a game is the longest 15 seconds of your life.

9. Someone tells you about a new game that you have to actually download and install and you look at them like they are from the stone-age.

10. Instead of pop songs you get Flash game level songs stuck in your head.

11. Armor has nothing to do with the medieval ages any more.

12. You can’t finish your homework but you can find time to finish The Impossible Quiz 1 & 2

13. You watch Youtube walk-throughs of Flash games.

14. You learned to parallel park from parking game simulators.

15. You feel mentally and physically prepared for a real zombie/alien/penguin invasion from what you learned in Flash games.

16.  You believe behind every new PC or console release there is a Flash game they probably ripped off.

17. You think jmtb02 deserves a Nobel prize  for his groundbreaking work (he does!).

18. You believe a NinjaKiwi is a real fruit and you want to try it to see how delicious it is.

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19. Whenever anyone closes a door on your room you immediately organize your inventory and try to escape.

20. You are wearing fancy pants right now.

Feel free to add your own signs you play too many Flash games in the comments.

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