We all love some pretty awful movies, and the reason why we love them is sometimes how terrible they really are. Bad acting, terrible plot lines, and eye-gouging dialogue are what these movies thrive on.
An all-time favorite of ours, The Room delivers amazingly poor acting skills along with a really misunderstood plot line. As you can see in the trailer, The Room is one of the best worst movies ever to see the light of day.
Cube was another one of those movies that leave your brain hurting for an hour and a half after it’s over. The premise of the movie is set around some human experiment that involves moving cube rooms that are booby-trapped. You meet a cast of characters that you really, really hate, and the movie just spirals out of control from there.
Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project was cool when I was 12, because we used to think that shit was real. But watching it at this day and age just makes it look like a novelty Ghost Hunters (but to be honest, Ghost Hunters is just a shitty gimmick to begin with).
A movie about Dipset rapper Cam’ron, in which Cam stars as basically himself (known as Flea in the movie) from the ages of 15 through 30. Playing himself as a 15 year old is one of the most hilarious concepts to us, because he just looks like a 30 year old speaking with real 15 year old kids but wearing baggier jeans. Real footage of Cam’ron playing basketball in high school consumes about 10 minutes of the beginning of the movie, and is glazed with the worst voice-overs you can imagine.
Santa With Muscles
What are you gonna do when Hulkamania comes to you? Hulk “Santa With Muscles” Hogan demonstrates his amazingly dreadful acting skills. In this movie you’ll find all the elements of a classically cheesy ass movie, such as “Santa, you sleigh me” and many more I don’t want to spoil (seriously, the dialogue is what keeps you squirming in your seat).
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan
It would be fair to re-title this movie Friday the 13th: Jason on a Boat. Another movie that should scare the crap out of your kids (if they’re under 2 years old).
Black Dynamite is one of the best movies ever. I haven’t met a single person that has ever seen it. And every time I meet a person that has not experienced Black Dynamite, I kick them in the face and put them in a headlock and subject them to the pure awesomeness of BLACK DYNAMIIIIIIIITE.