The 7 Worst (and Best) Movies Ever Made
We all love some pretty awful movies, and the reason why we love them is sometimes how terrible they really are. Bad acting, terrible plot lines, and eye-gouging dialogue are what these movies thrive on.
The Room
An all-time favorite of ours, The Room delivers amazingly poor acting skills along with a really misunderstood plot line. As you can see in the trailer, The Room is one of the best worst movies ever to see the light of day.
Cube
Cube was another one of those movies that leave your brain hurting for an hour and a half after it’s over. The premise of the movie is set around some human experiment that involves moving cube rooms that are booby-trapped. You meet a cast of characters that you really, really hate, and the movie just spirals out of control from there.
Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project was cool when I was 12, because we used to think that shit was real. But watching it at this day and age just makes it look like a novelty Ghost Hunters (but to be honest, Ghost Hunters is just a shitty gimmick to begin with).
Killa Season
A movie about Dipset rapper Cam’ron, in which Cam stars as basically himself (known as Flea in the movie) from the ages of 15 through 30. Playing himself as a 15 year old is one of the most hilarious concepts to us, because he just looks like a 30 year old speaking with real 15 year old kids but wearing baggier jeans. Real footage of Cam’ron playing basketball in high school consumes about 10 minutes of the beginning of the movie, and is glazed with the worst voice-overs you can imagine.
Santa With Muscles
What are you gonna do when Hulkamania comes to you? Hulk “Santa With Muscles” Hogan demonstrates his amazingly dreadful acting skills. In this movie you’ll find all the elements of a classically cheesy ass movie, such as “Santa, you sleigh me” and many more I don’t want to spoil (seriously, the dialogue is what keeps you squirming in your seat).
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan
It would be fair to re-title this movie Friday the 13th: Jason on a Boat. Another movie that should scare the crap out of your kids (if they’re under 2 years old).
Black Dynamite
Black Dynamite is one of the best movies ever. I haven’t met a single person that has ever seen it. And every time I meet a person that has not experienced Black Dynamite, I kick them in the face and put them in a headlock and subject them to the pure awesomeness of BLACK DYNAMIIIIIIIITE.
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I can assure you that even at 12 years old i would consider Blair Witch a piece of garbage………
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I loved Black Dynamite, the only thing is, Black Dynamite was filmed that way very much on purpose, so does it really count?
I still defend Blair Witch. Anyone who didn't find that film scary has never spent a night in the woods. And anyone who calls it bad probably just blindly rejects it because it lacks the unimaginative format and glossy look of mainstream cinema.
I beg to differ. I have spent the night in the woods, the mountains, canyons and numerous other “scary” places. This movie was not scary to me in any possible way. As the end credits were rolling, I turned to my friend and asked “when does this movie get scary?” Also, in response to your judgement of people who “call it bad” due to the format: that was the ONLY thing I LIKED about the movie. In conclusion, you are a f*cking idiot.
Thank you for noticing and loving Black Dynamite. Almost no one I know has seen this movie yet it is the funniest film I have seen in years!
Cube was actually a pretty good movie.
The sequels, not so much, but the first one was great.
RadialSkid, you're a moron. I really, really enjoyed Blair Witch when I saw it in the theaters, but I was about 12 as well and my brother had impressed upon me immediately before the movie, without having heard about it until we decided to go see it, that it was TOTALLY REAL.
I saw the actors on the Tonight Show a few weeks later and the magic was immediately gone. Having seen the movie recently, and having to watch horrible, horrible student movies in film school, I can say that Blair Witch Project really, really sucked.
Don't cite box office; everyone knows people are idiots. Transformers 2 made a lot of money, too.
"RadialSkid, you’re a moron."
And I quit reading there. Congratulations, you lost your argument before you even made it.
RadialSkid, blair withch project sucks, it always has. you obviously read Daryl G.s comment but you had no return argument so tryed to look like an ingnorant fool.
And succeeded.
BLACK DINAMIIIIITE
Cube was a really good movie. It was really creative.
Watching it is like getting your brains kicked in the balls.
"RadialSkid, blair withch project sucks, it always has."
I disagree.
"you obviously read Daryl G.s comment but you had no return argument so tryed to look like an ingnorant fool."
Oh the unfettered *irony* of that sentence…on so many levels….