“Hmm, what should I post about today?” I wondered. “Top 10 Funny Poops,” replied my roommate. I immediately got to work. “Don’t actually do that,” he said.
…But it was too late. In fact, I went even further and delivered the Top 11 Funny Poops. “It’s too late,” I said, “I’m already on it.” He then proceeded to poop himself out of horror. It didn’t make this list because he’s actually a paraplegic and has to be cleaned up after by his elderly mother, so it’s more sad than anything else. Now for the poops.